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Hi everyone. In case you all wanted to learn to sing and play the new hit song “Existential Crisis” at home with your friends and family, I have prepared an informal lead sheet which shows you the chords and how they fit with the lyrics. The sheet works best if you follow it while listening to the song. We wish all of you luck!
-Chief

Existential Crisis
by Bryan Sanders

Let’s get another room, I’m tired of this room. . .

A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E-
A—f#— A—f#— D—D-E-
______________________________________________________
Here we are, in the middle of an existential crisis crisis
A f# b E
Here we are, in the middle of an existential crisis
A f# b E
______________________________________________________
We have no hope to go on anymore, oh no.
A f# b E
We have no reason to set foot outside the door, because
A f# b E
it’s so hard to take,
f# b
to find a way to,
f# b
oh whoa, you know what
A f#
I mean, oh oh whoa.
A f#
______________________________________________________
It’s so difficult and different everyday
A f# b E
Sometimes you wonder and you say:
A f# b E
Hey, I am,
b E
or maybe I am not,
b E
Here I am
b E
not, whoa oh whoa oh whoa, here I am
A f#
not, whoa oh whoa oh whoa
A f#

D Bb D A G
______________________________________________________
Who is the person that you go to the
A f# b E
bathroom with? Is it you, oh whoa?
A f# b E
Do you have a ticket to the show, whoa oh
A f# b E
Show nuff, it’s difficult, ahhh
f# E b c# D
Whoa oh whoa oh whoa
A f#
Hee ya Hee ya hee ya
A f#
Now,
Sometimes I wonder if I got all my marbles
A f# b E
and then I say hey (hey!), I don’t even like to play them
A f# b E
So what does it matter, even if I don’t have them
f# A f# E
(play anything here)
Whoa oo Whoa oo Whoa. . .
A f# A f# b E

]]> http://www.salonities.net/commander/archives/30/feed 0 Hi everyone. In case you all wanted to learn to sing and play the new hit song “Existential Crisis” at home with your friends and family, I have prepared an informal lead sheet which shows you the chords and how they fit with the lyrics. The sheet works best if you follow it while listening to the song. We wish all of you luck! -Chief Existential Crisis by Bryan Sanders Let’s get another room, I’m tired of this room. . . A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—D-E- A—f#— A—f#— D—D-E- ______________________________________________________ Here we are, in the middle of an existential crisis crisis A f# b E Here we are, in the middle of an existential crisis A f# b E ______________________________________________________ We have no hope to go on anymore, oh no. A f# b E We have no reason to set foot outside the door, because A f# b E it’s so hard to take, f# b to find a way to, f# b oh whoa, you know what A f# I mean, oh oh whoa. A f# ______________________________________________________ It’s so difficult and different everyday A f# b E Sometimes you wonder and you say: A f# b E Hey, I am, b E or maybe I am not, b E Here I am b E not, whoa oh whoa oh whoa, here I am A f# not, whoa oh whoa oh whoa A f# D Bb D A G ______________________________________________________ Who is the person that you go to the A f# b E bathroom with? Is it you, oh whoa? A f# b E Do you have a ticket to the show, whoa oh A f# b E Show nuff, it’s difficult, ahhh f# E b c# D Whoa oh whoa oh whoa A f# Hee ya Hee ya hee ya A f# Now, Sometimes I wonder if I got all my marbles A f# b E and then I say hey (hey!), I don’t even like to play them A f# b E So what does it matter, even if I don’t have them f# A f# E (play anything here) Whoa oo Whoa oo Whoa. . . A f# A f# b E Hi everyone. In case you all wanted to learn to sing and play the new hit song “Existential Crisis” at home with your friends and family, I have prepared an informal lead sheet which shows you the chords and how they fit with the [...]