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#1980s #GPK — All auctions ending tonight — Last of my collection — #Garbage #Pail #Kids #eBay — http://shop.ebay.com/150409032811

C’mon! You remember CRUST and Planet of the Grapes, no? Well, check out the new Crazy & Wacky Packs! #eBay http://shop.ebay.com/150409037166

Only 24 more hours for you to buy some vintage 1980s garbage from me. No joke. Pure nasty. #GPK #eBay http://shop.ebay.com/150409036519

Get yer gross! Last call for puke, guts, boogers and pimples! #GPK #eBay http://bit.ly/bv7MeR

From the folder entitled “How on earth did I miss that?” — #Saddam #Campaign #Iraq #Whitney #Houston #Holy #Moses — http://bit.ly/d6fzU3

Garbage Pail Kids have huge #pimples and #boogers. #GPK #eBay http://shop.ebay.com/150409036094

Puke and Guts. Why did I laugh at this stuff? Oy! I must be fragged in the head from childhood. #GPK #eBay http://shop.ebay.com/150409035337

I’m at it again. Disgusting. Offensive. Hilarious. Mocking the Number One toy of the 1980′s. #GPK #booger http://shop.ebay.com/150409033922

Sooooo, if I just stop tweeting #iTampon, then the trend list that now includes #iTampon will soon not include #iTampon. Huh. Simple.

Nasty Cabbage Patch Kids from the 80′s! Yeah! Diggit! I’m hocking my Garbage Pail Kids! #GPK #eBay #booger http://shop.ebay.com/150409033464