S A L O N I T I E S

Boojum! Scroojum! In Joshua Tree with teenagers! Eighty-Two-Jum! I totally shredded some gnar on some dirtbag rock!

@robthais RE: Girl Talk: I’m so out of touch with my inner dog! I needs must recall all that slang I slung back when I wore Drakkar daily.

So when I’m falling asleep and I start to picture that all of the people I know are but crushed garlic cloves, I grok.

I don’t know shit about women and I think it’s worth telling the world that I cannot speak girl. However, I am open to lessons. Be kind.

TONGO: Find out what all this hubbub’s bubblin’ about and finally take a musical journey through SLOAF–the tru… ♫ http://blip.fm/~eyr8m

#SLOAFNOWTONGO Remorseful cat. Killed my fish. Ate my supper. Broke my plate. Scratched my nose. Climbed the wall. Licked my pate.

@JayGordonMDFAAP re: billions on SwineFlu. Let’s also take the Dodgers back to Brooklyn while we’re cleaning things up. OY!

@KeshaRam re: Columbus Day. I prefer “Celebrate your Favorite Mass Murderer” Day. But that’s just me.

Photos in unison from eras unrelated mash linears to reveal a comforting cliché: I am so lucky as to have two eggs to make a sponge cake

@juguetitos FPLP !! bring it on!!
Anything sealed in original bags?!