“Your own Title”–LOWIE!

by SALONITIES Commander on September 29th, 2006
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The telephone rang 298 times. I decided to pick it up. It was Joseph talking in his wonderful British accent. He wanted to talk to Paul, but Paul was having his blood pressure checked by Dr. Rosen-Rosen.

I told Joseph to call back at about 8-bool. I was getting restless so I went to see the newest Hewitt-Bashers release, “Own Seats”. Everyone said it would win 29 Mini-Emmys. I would just have to go see for myself. It turned out to be a great movie, so I went and bought the soundtrack. “Ella va a volver” was my favorite song.

I decided to go visit SAMOHI, especially the wrestling room, where all the gliding LOWIES go. Grizzy was there yelling as usual. After my visit I stopped at AM/PM and I was the 29 millionth customer, so I got a free pack of gum.

I was getting bored, so I went home and fed my blue cat; his name is LOW PLUS! This was such a low day that I decided to visit Ryan and Bryan; they always cheer me up with their great sense of humor.

LOW!


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