S A L O N I T I E S

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_shudders_at_large_block_of — Ahhhh, the fake news tells it like it is. #youtube #English

@StealthWarp — Crazy Ice Cream People Rule!!!!!

@nspiro — dude, lose the car. Total it and get a payout. Sucks, but it’s a real option