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| It was a strange year. Somehow, we missed the traditional Brisket and Kugel for the Jewish season and moved right into apples and horseradish. Alas, Paula brought us back to where we belong with an impromptu holiday. The Chief and Commander together, along with Loruna, Big Mic & of course our chef, Paula. Don't miss it! |
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| Chanukah is the festival of lights, eh? Check out these fine folk giving their best for the celebration of the latke! |
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| This is a SALONITIES special presentation. "Direction Man" originally aired on some send-in-your-weird-video-tapes show on the Independent Film Channel. Bam! This movie is part of the public domain and does not belong to SALONITIES, so go ahead and steal it. |
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| The dogs usually pee when they get excited, especially Gigi. We have to tell them not to pee, but it doesn't do a whole lot of good. Stephen used to take me out looking for the Maltese Falcon. Rose has boggled everyone's mind for years. |
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| The Fourth of July, 2001! Paula wasn't there, and as a result everything was a mess. Still did the American grub just fine, I'd say. |
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| Kapusta Kat is our special little Abyssinian of the blue variety who loves to play with tampons, bugs lost in the house, and her tasty fish-flavored good-for-her-teeth treats. She can speak for herself in the realm of cuteness. |
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| Kenny, O! Kenny, another year and more insanity. What we can do? |
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| Ocean, what are you doing?! Everybody, go back to your own seats!! Commander n' Chief back in the day, bumpin' that gangsta rap Eazy-style, and showin' y'all where it's from! Be sure you pay close attention to the plot line, and our asses too. |
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| Watch as I receive absolutely NO satisfaction in this moment where I try to show my own mother how I was drinking in her home without any adult supervision at the tender age of 17. And even worse...I get confirmation that Rela actually DID take the bottle of Southern Comfort from my room, put it in my parents' liquor cabinet and never mention a word to either of them! I could have gotten away with so much more had I known that my mom would be more interested in figuring out what kind of drink you can make with Southern Comfort than the fact that I was committing a crime. |
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| Oh! Sama! O! Some of! Osama! O! Son-of-a! Oh Mama! Oh! My! Oh! My! This time around, the Thanksgiving movie is more shocking and depressing--if that's possible. |
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| It's true. What you have heard is true. Yes, Bridget really did say those things. Yes, they were really caught on tape. Yes, I have a sick sense of humor for posting this. |
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| Yolanda's....don't eat there. It was terrible. This is the trip that taught us all about what it means to have Ventura Poo. It's a wonderful place to go, though. |